May 2013
142 posts
horse-feces:
twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:
davestrjder:
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
being 20+ on tumblr
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
insomniaccity:
(anything) feat. Pitbull
1 tag
so indescribably irritated lonely lethargic and disgruntled
The Way I See It: Netflix Movies You Need To Watch →
ayeemanda2k12:
I’ve acquired a new, slightly unhealthy addiction. I’ve began laying in my bed until the wee hours of the morning watching indie movies on Netflix. I’m losing WAY too much sleep, but I’m obsessed with them! In my opinion there’s two kinds of indie movies: the ones that put you to sleep and the…
wurnbo:
how to get out of bed
wake up
no
go back to sleep
holdmyfeels:
seventeenthstar:
procrastinationcelebration:
Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there
Wait, what’s that pattern on it?
BOOM
DEVIL’S TRAP.
#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
#HAHAHA OMG #THIS IS...
eyeslikecominghome:
skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin
that-kid-from-london:
borinq:
how do i give good hand jobs?
FIRMLY GRASP IT
angelwithwormstache:
portablemiah:
benskid:
portablemiah:
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
